Monday, July 18, 2005

Quiz. What do you know about Larry?

How Well Do You Know Me?

Questions:
1. At age 12, Larry began his first business venture in Oak Grove. That business was:
A. Lawn mowing.
B. Bicycle repair.
C. Selling newspapers.
D. Pet grooming.
E. Palm reading.

2. Mrs. Jean Morgan, current mayor of Oak Grove, was Larry's:
A. First grade teacher.
B. Second grade teacher.
C. Third grade teacher.
D. All the above.
E. Political advisor.

3. Larry's parent's names are Earl Eugene (Gene) and Barbara Frances. Had Larry been born a girl, the name they had chosen was:
A. Earlene Frances
B. Jean Earlene
C. Fran Barbie
D. Karen Jean
E. Lara Jean

4. In his 14 years of schooling, Larry received only one "F". That grade was in:
A. Physics
B. French
C. Algebra
D. Swimming
E. PE

5. Which one of these was Larry NEVER a member of?
A. Oak Grove City Council
B. Oak Grove Volunteer Fire Department
C. Lions Club
D. Carroll County School Board
E. Green Forest Alumni Board
F. Gideons International
G. Mensa International

6. Which of these were founded by Larry's ancestors?
A. The first Presyterian church in the USA.
B. The first Baptist church in Carroll County.
C. The Free Will Baptist Church in Oak Grove.
D. All the above.
E. Oak Grove Saddle Club

7. Larry once photographed something unusual, about 3 miles west of the studio, in the Maple community. It was published on the front page of the Berryville newspaper. It was:
A. UFO
B. bear
C. housefire
D. Elvis
E. The Maple Springs Christmas Parade

8. Larry spent the summer after his first year of college by:
A. Working for the highway department
B. Backpacking in Europe
C. Playing minor league baseball for the Cardinals rookie farm club.
D. Working in a Saloon show at Silver Dollar City.
E. Tutoring elementary students in English

9. What does Larry have in common with Napoleon Dynamite?
A. Best friend was elected senior class president.
B. Was on FFA dairy judging team.
C. Once caught laying hens.
D. All the above.
E. Once owned a lama.

10. Sometime in the future, Larry thinks he might like to:
A. Run for governor of Arkansas
B. Ride his bicycle cross-country
C. Be a paparizzi photographer
D. Open a small theme park in Oak Grove
E. Audition for the "Survivor" tv show

11. Larry's first year of college, he was planning to major in:
A. Photography
B. Journalism
C. Nursing
D. Accounting
E. Appliance repair

12. Which one of these has Larry attended:
A. NBA finals
B. Super Bowl
C. World Series
D. Stanley Cup
E. Tour de France

13. Which TV show would you be LEAST likely find Larry watching?
A. Spongebob Squarepants
B. Fox News
C. Championship Wresting
D. The biography channel
E. Cardinal's baseball game

14. How did Larry meet his wife, Lajunta?
A. She hired him to do photos for her model portfolio
B. Larry's ex-girlfriend and Lajunta's ex-boyfriend were brother and sister
C. Lajunta took the place of a friend of her's who had a blind date scheduled with Larry
D. The met while standing in line to buy tickets for Jaws.
E. A personal ad in a newspaper.

15. Had Kristy been a boy, his name would have been "Cory Eugene". Had Karla, Kim, Kelly, or Kayla been a boy, his name would have been:
A. Kile Eugene
B. Keith Eugene
C. Kevin Eugene
D. Kory Eugene
E. Larry Eugene, Jr.


Answers:
1. C. It was the Grit Newspaper. http://www.grit.com/index.php
2. D. One room school house at Oak Grove. One teacher, first 4 grades.
3. D. Maybe that's where the whole "K" thing started.
4. D. It was at CofO. I dropped swimming near mid-term due to having my appendix removed. I was required to resume the class the next semester or get a failing grade, but I transferred to another college.
5. G.
6. D. Not sure if they were missions-minded, or just didn't get along with the other churches they were in.
7. B.
8. A.
9. D. Scary, eh?
10. B.
11. D.
12. C.
13. C.
14. C.
15. C.

3 Comments:

Blogger K1 said...

Hilarious answer choices! You could make your own special version of a Trivial Pursuit game: The Larry Edition. :-)

9:25 PM  
Blogger K2 said...

Great trivia. I must admit I missed 1... #5. And by the way, I love the name Jean Earlene! For those of you who don't know it, I actually was named one of those choices before I was named Karla Jean. That's right, I was Karen Jean for a few days before I left the hospital. I even have a newspaper birth anouncement with that as my name! What a close call!

10:34 PM  
Blogger K2 said...

I like the new additions to your quiz!

10:18 PM  

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